January/February 2001
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• If you open it, close it.
• If you turn it on, turn it off.
• If you unlock it, lock it up.
• If you break it, admit it.
• If you can't fix it, call someone who can.
• If you borrow it, return it.
• If you value it, take care of it.
• If you make a mess, clean it up.
• If you move it, put it back.
• If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
• If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
• If it will brighten someone's day, say it.
• If it will trash someone's reputation, keep it to yourself.

From Canton (OH) New Look, via S. Brevard (FL) OSTOMY NEWSLETTER, Nov. 2000, via Inside Out On-line Jan/Feb 2001.