January/February 2004
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Colonscopies
Contributed by Carol Aitken - via the Internet
A Physician claimed the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies.
- Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!
- Find Amelia Earhart yet?
- Can you hear me NOW?
- Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!
- Are we there yet, Are we there yet, ARE WE THERE YET?
- You know in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
- Any sign of trapped miners, Chief?
- You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out
- Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
- If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
- Hey Doc, let me know when you find my dignity.
- You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
And the best one of them all ..
- Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there!!
Via Inside Out On-line Jan/Feb 2004.
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