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• She has no rigors or shaking chills, but husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
• Discharge status: alive but without my permission.
• Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
• The patient refused autopsy.
• Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
• The skin was moist and dry.
• Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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