Summer 2009
Page 9

And Finally, Some Humour

1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
   "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
   I turned around and walked back out and never went back

2. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
   As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
   I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
   My sister started to laugh hysterically.
   The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
   To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

3. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
   and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
   What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
   We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
   "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
   Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

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