November/December 2001
Page 10
Ostomy Humour
An ostomy patient was sitting backwards on the toilet seat to empty her bag in the doorless stall of a school ladies room. In the next stall was a very young girl working on her potty training. Without a training seat, mom was trying to show her daughter how to sit and not fall in.
When she finished her ordeal the little girl walked to the next stall, tapped the ostomy lady on the back, and proudly said, "It would be easier if you turned around."
Via The Ostomy Humor Page, www.calweb.com/~rvincent/ohumor3.htm, via Inside Out On-line Nov/Dec 2001
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